Saturday, May 21, 2011

Weee!

There is a road up a hill in our town.  It is a steep ascent that levels out for brief periods every thirty feet or so.  Kinda like those old school tall metal slides with bumps in the middle.  I like to gun it up and then let off the gas just as we reach teach apex.  It makes my stomach do a little flip.  Apparently for my son it has a different effect.

Hayden - "Weeee!  Mama this is fun!"
Zeni - "Weeee!  Weeee!"
Hayden - "mama, going up this hill makes my p*nis feel funny.  Funny good, not funny bad.  Zeni, does it make your va*ina feel funny?"
Zeni - "Yeah!  It makes my jyna feel funny.  Weee!"


On Mother's Day I was adorned with lei's boasting Corona Light key chains by the waitress at the Mexican restaurant  My kids spent the following day running around yelling "Corona Light!"  Because I told them it was a magical ingredient that made their necklaces super powered.  (Check out Zeni's hair - those are twists, halfway back her head.  Not bad, eh?)

And finally, for my post of random things about my kids, Zeni is 3.
Beautiful, beautiful baby.

3 comments:

anymommy said...

Beautiful babies for sure. Even when they enjoy a hill a little too much.

MommyOver40 said...

I love Zeni's Bob Marley shirt. Of course she would wear that. Your children are so funny. My John talks about them daily. YOU are so funny and a great writer. I love reading your posts.

Anonymous said...

Whoa,your kids are pervs.