public spaces

So Hayden and I are at the mall in a crowded bathroom in a stall. I'm peeing, he is grabbing as much toilet paper as possible.

Plop.

Hayden stops.

He speaks:

"Mama! I see your poo poo! It's NASTY mama! It's coming out of your poo poo hole. Nasty mama, nasty!".

niiiiccceeee